A SUMMARY OF RECENT EVENTS

[shockingly_nice]

Thanks to everybody who played along in our little ~adventure~! For those of you who missed out, our intrepid explorers went out in search of lost appliances in the ruins of Aperture. They found it, and now that the power has been restored and GLaDOS knows where it is, she'll retrieve the machines.

I'll post with a functioning laundry room on day 10! Also, we have some new NPC journals! Atlas (atlas_hugged) and P-Body (pbody_awards), the co-op robots, are NPCs and can be played by anybody who needs them for a game or something. Let one of the mods know and we'll give you the password.

Also they found something unexpected: Dera's shiny new mod NPC, Cave Johnson!

... Which caused GLaDOS to desync everyone on the mission. They have received a new clone and a new uniform free of charge. You're welcome.

Comments

[flynnitomite]

THIS WAS PERFECT, THANK YOU.

Flynn is going to cry over losing that Smith&Wesson revolver and the whiskey.

Well not literally, but y'know.

[threateningflour]

That was hilarious

[backinaflash]

SOB I WAS SO WORRIED WALLY WOULD BE THE ONLY GAMMA good job team.

[universalboy]

THANKS FOR THE FUN

AND ALSO WAKO'S INTESTINAL DISTRESS THAT I WILL NEVER LET DOWN

[wawko]

THROAT STABBINGS

[wawko]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS GAME. ❤

Wako's legacy to future explorers is her on a toilet, shamed and embarrassed.

[prideofabh]

Well, at least Lafiel's worry about the helmet irritating her sensitive forehead eye thing is completely unfounded. Since, you know, shiny new clone body.

[backwardscompatible]

EVERYTHING IS MAGIC

So do participants actually get points or was GLaDOS just fucking with them? Or were the points conveniently enough to cover the new bodies and uniforms...

[shockingly_nice]

Oh, I was gonna give out some but I got distracted. They can hit GLaDOS up for points later, as she got distracted too.